Conversation with a Shoe Salesman

My mom and I walk up to a shoe salesman at Dillards.

Salesmen: (Looking at me) “Let me guess, prom shoes?”
Mom: “Actually we’re looking for boring convention shoes.”
Me: “Something frumpy and comfortable.”
Salesmen: (laughing noises)
Mom: “Preferably in black.”
Salesmen: “Okay. Frumpy, comfortable, black convention shoes. So, the opposite of prom shoes.”
Me: “Pretty much.”

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