July Fourth isn’t Until Sunday Folks.

This is an open letter to the people in my neighborhood who have been setting of fireworks three days early.

Dear People in my neighborhood,
       Seriously? You’re setting of fireworks now? At ten o’clock at night? That is when I go to sleep. I don’t expect you to know that, but a lot of people go to sleep then. They don’t want to hear your early celebration. The noise just keeps them up and makes them cranky. Maybe you will be out of town for the fourth. Don’t they have fireworks there? If they don’t and this is really the only time you can celebrate this year I would suggest Sparklers. They are very festive and they are also fire, but they are quiet fire you can write your name in the air with. Thank you.

Sincerely, Me.

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